crabbing!

crabbing!!

i am an expert in eating crab, as in i can finish a whole crab really quick and ALL CLEAN. so 1 week before i left malaysia my dad brought me to my favourite restaurants to eat crab and my grandma also cooked super awesome full seafood dinner for me because they were saying australia's seafood is super expensive AND UNFORTUNATELY THEY ARE. 

then i hadn't been eating crab for almost 5 months since the first day i came how sad you tell me.

until last week..........

baby and i decided to go fishing..!! and 顺便 go crabbing -.-

i was soooo excited then we went to buy fishing baits and all wtf i spent $25 just to buy disgusting wormsssssssssssssss and dead stinky fishes!! ok the main thing is we didn't catch a single thing. NOT EVEN A SEAWEED. but we learnt something from an old man on that day i think he got more than 10 years experience liao hahaha he taught us not to use dead stinky fish as bait because crabs don't like it so he told us to use squid head or fish head instead. 

then we 很厉害 liao we went to buy more crab nets and squids the next day 

then 不出我们所料我们真的有抓到螃蟹!!!!

look at them.. only 1 word wtf: YUMMMS!!!

what really made my day was one of our unlucky nets actually caught a sting ray just before we left!!!

when bf was halfway pulling the net up, we both saw the sting ray in our net and we went: wtf?! it's a fucking huge stingray!!!!

i quickly ran to the fish size limit guide board and looked for the sting ray's size so that we can bring it back but i coundn't find it so a random guy told me i can bring it home omg so happy at that moment 

trust me it's a good size becos i spent half an hour washing them!! 

so happy we went for the 3rd time and this time we brought 2 full bucket of crabs!!

threw all the tiny crabs back if we get to bring all these back there will be hundreds of them!!

-.-

mission accomplished (Y)

and we are going again later!

:D

d,

[X]go IDP 

[X]medical check up

[X]check progress of my visa application

[X]check e mail

[don't bother]reply e mail

[ ]call maverick's mum-air ticket

[ahhh suffer!!]practice BOR2 reservation and check in =X

[ ]study

[praying hard first]see ms kit

[ ]buy winter clothing

[ ]papa's office work

i swear i'm gonna miss my dad very much. yes he is super demanding like me he wants everything to be done as expected he thinks microsoft work for him one he says nothing is impossible when he asked me to do computer work for him he always gives me a call right after my class/7pm sharp to ensure i am safe and wants me go back home. he stops me from drinking smoking dating with other guys get into a relationship meeting up with friends go back late. it's super irritating when he wanted me to help him do editing and printing job, he doesn't know computer at all so he expects me to do everything and wants it to come out preetty well done you know what it takes forever to do his things in order to meet his satisfaction. i always suspect he has an affair with gok gok gai when mom told me he spent too much in china and he always go there la yor.
突然间脑袋空白.im sorry for not being an obedient daughter. and yes i always lie to you, like 24/7.

but i didn't realize yuan lai i love him so much wuwuwu T.T

it's all about skills and experiences

taking photos is fun,

 venus lim you look awesome- by xiao didi

 mommy and daddy look good got shao shao blur- by nus nus lim

 

 and mommy said we look pretty good in this photo- by mommy love

zZzzzZzz

market hall

 

happiness is currently sold out i reckon.
sorry, i can't be perfect. can you?

sem break #1

Greetings, ladies and gentlmen..!

I'm Venus from Dip 1/10.

i don't bite people, have a great day!

warning

this was last year

and nao

idk why but SO WEIRDDDDD!!

and today was just too bad. too much i tell you.

baklava

i love baking.
but my baklava like shit macam LOL!

Quick Lunch

when you finally get tired of same food everyday, Maggi Cup is always your better choice. Cheap, Delicious and definitely Fast.

 

however if you are willing to spend more, please get Maggie Bowl, Maggie company will automatically upgrade you to XTRA DELICIOUS.

Delicious food in progress....

 wait patiently.........

 '' FASTER LAHH!''

OK DONE CAN MAKAN LIAO!

super-enjoy-the-food look

 habis in 5 minutes!

what we have learnt in high school was 台上3分钟台下10年工

my instant noodle version： 煮面3分钟搞定5分钟

i think this 2 lines have something to do with 事半功倍or事倍功半or 正比反比whatever shit hahaha!

*genius 的 brain*

buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp....... (no i don't burp i'm not one of the ugliest girl in the world)

anyhoo i still think an fried egg on top would be nicer :)

colourful balls

 

felt like killing myself while arranging these little evil things,

however i always know how to have fun :D

i am enjoying my life very much.

i kill mosquito

story telling people!

:D

1. passive smoking kills 60000 people a year and 1/3 of them are kids.

BUT BUT BUT,

 

2. BUT do you know that second hand smoke kills mosquito also!?

woah then 1/3 of them are only baby mosquitoes! 

i think group mosquito suicide make sense more.

hahahah!

eat less.

it's alryte for me not to have supper liao.
reasons below:

1. i put on weight. damn i feel like killing myself when everytime i am naked standing in front of the mirror. i hate to see my belly after eating good food. i look so terrible god bless me.

2. i wish to put down a bit before my boyfriend come back cos i want his girlfriend always looks so small standing beside him. yes. i want to be his little baby like forever. rhino knows it is super weird when he call his size-L-girlfriend: LITTLE. perhaps L stands for LITTLE 其实? laugh die me.

3. supper is not good for your health because you are not recommended to have heavy food before you sleep. according to magazine. people might be having a light one but my 大哥's tapao is super heavy too much of ajinomoto and everything is carb! (omg i can spell carbohydrates so proud of myself) so nao i only take fruits. make sense? :D

4. baby said it's not good to take everytime because people will expect you give in return which i think it's true also. everytime you tapao for people you also want people to appreciate and then do something for you one even  though i don't think he will be like that la trust me he is a good guy.

*my digest system is currently malfunction. i cannot make nice poo.but think it's because i have been consuming too much of junk food lately. hahah. so this is not considered one of the functions lah. but i get this a *.

so ladies and gentlemen,

goal #1

i want to be like her!

***** ( PICTURE OF SEXY GIRL WITH SEXY POSE）*****

excuse me. i m not lazy it's just that google.com cannot be loaded at this moment idk why lah yer.